И ещё. Оденьтесь свеже, и на выставке в Манеже К вам приблизится мужчина с чемоданом. Скажет он: -Не хотите ли черешни? - Вы ответите: - Конечно. - Он вам даст батон с взрывчаткой - принесете мне батон.
В Светлом Будущем, контекстная реклама будет появлятся не только в Интернете, но и в, так называемой, "реальной жизни." Вот представте ситуацию: пишет гопник на заборе любимые три буквы, и, тут же, вокруг него все рекламные щиты загораются надписями типа "хочешь познакомиться с горячими парнями сегодня в твоём городе!?" Всем будет жить легче в Светлом Будущем.
Hey, remember that one time, when I said, "I'd give up forever to touch you?" Well, listen, this is really awkward, and all, but I sort of need it back. Of course I meant it, one hundred percent, but, I mean, I kind of said it in the heat of passion, I didn't realize you would actually take me up on it. You know, how I sometimes get, you know, like that, and I say things that I don't actually mean.
Well no, not that I didn't mean it, like I said, I totally meant it one hundred percent, but not, you know, literally.
I can't believe you thought all I wanted was to literally touch you. I could have come up with a thousand excuses to just touch you. Maybe I could pretend to be saying "hi," or pretend to be taking a piece of lint off your sweater. I totally thought that you would understand the way I wanted to "touch" you, you know, metaphorically, and with my penis.
Anyways, if you could give me my forever back, I would really appreciate it. Maybe we can work out a deal, where you can touch me. In fact you can touch me twice, how about that! That's double what you paid to get it from me! Well, in any case, we could probably work something out, just let me know.
Oh, and I'd appreciate if you could let me know sooner, rather than later, because, you know, I don't have forever.
The internet is good because it makes it easy to access the data you want.
The internet is bad because it makes it easy to access the people you may or may not want to access.
Let me put it another way. It should not be this easy to connect with people. A meaningful form of communication should take some effort. When you receive a letter, you get excited, because you know the sender cares enough to spend some time writing and mailing the letter. When you see a twitter post, you, at best, get the false impression that the originator of the message is communicating with you.
Obviously, I realize the inherent hypocrisy of this post, but at least I took the time to type more than 140 characters.